For the few (very few) of you who regularly cease your slashing & swiping to take purposeful pause upon the sight of one of my self-advertisements...this is but a crumb on the trail to the source of my genius.
Theydies & gentlethem, I give you: The collected memos of Walter Becker.
As you can see, he's an avocado rancher extraordinaire. And what a good singer. Truly.
If you feel click-baited (I was honest! I am honest!) or betrayed, don't worry. That feeling never passes. But please take solace in the greater lesson here, which, if you look hard enough, should say something like this:
It's not all about wine.